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basja-wolfheart:

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And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

*sigh*

See, this is why Markarth is the worst city.

Just don’t kill everyone.

I WILL MAKE NO SUCH PROMISES

You are ridiculous.

Just have fun.

Okay so

halfway through vengeance spree

realised I forgot to put my clothes back on.

Nord resistance to cold leads to some awkward situations sometimes.

How do you not freeze? Even summer here is way too cold.

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basja-wolfheart:

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And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

*sigh*

See, this is why Markarth is the worst city.

Just don’t kill everyone.

I WILL MAKE NO SUCH PROMISES

You are ridiculous.

Just have fun.

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And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

*sigh*

See, this is why Markarth is the worst city.

Just don’t kill everyone.

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I went to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth today and they said they were looking for ladies and that i should consider it, and Erik laughed so hard I thought he was going to pass out

So

Long story short Basja can you forward all my correspondence to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth please.

Why were you in Markarth? There’s a lot I hate about Skyrim - like how cold it is all the time - but I think Markarth has to top the list.

Fine. I’ll have everything sent there.

Hope the robes don’t clash with your headdress.

Look first of all Markarth isn’t that bad, at least since the mine, uh, mysteriously closed. It’s got some fantastic views and I’m pretty sure my dad went there’s a lot to see and unlike most dwemer ruins it isn’t full of horrible machines or Falmer.

Only mostly full.

Got to dash. Priestesses say it’s time for induction. Guess we’ll find out if the robes go with the headdress.

You’re cutting off your nose to spite your face.
They’re not allowed to have sex, fun or any combination of the two, you know.

Thade actually makes some sense this time.

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I went to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth today and they said they were looking for ladies and that i should consider it, and Erik laughed so hard I thought he was going to pass out

So

Long story short Basja can you forward all my correspondence to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth please.

Why were you in Markarth? There’s a lot I hate about Skyrim - like how cold it is all the time - but I think Markarth has to top the list.

Fine. I’ll have everything sent there.

Hope the robes don’t clash with your headdress.

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basja-wolfheart:

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I need to get Thade and Basja and Esin on this thing.

And I will be most important because I WAS THE FIRST.

CAPITAL LETTERS! A SURE SIGN OF DOMINANCE.

Because the most important thing ever is being first. Like being first to get eaten by a bear; I think that’s a pretty good sign of dominance.

For the bear, at least.

Would probably give it indigestion.

It’s all the feathers in her hair. Who wants to eat feathers?

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I need to get Thade and Basja and Esin on this thing.

And I will be most important because I WAS THE FIRST.

CAPITAL LETTERS! A SURE SIGN OF DOMINANCE.

Because the most important thing ever is being first. Like being first to get eaten by a bear; I think that’s a pretty good sign of dominance.

For the bear, at least.